150 grappige CV fouten. Enkele voorbeelden:
“Career break in 1999 to renovate my horse”
Why Interested in Position: “to keep my parole officer from putting back me in jail”
“Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details.”
Meer grappen op Ahajokes.com (voorbeelden):
“I intentionally omitted my salary history. I’ve made money and lost money. I’ve been rich and I’ve been poor. I prefer being rich.”
“Marital Status: Often. Children: Various.”
“The company made me a scapegoat – just like my three previous employers.”
“My goal is to be a meteorologist. But since I have no training in meteorology, I suppose I should try stock brokerage.”
Nog meer grappen op funny-haha.co.uk:
“Failed bar exam with relatively high grades.”
“It’s best for employers that I not work with people.”
“Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain store.”
En nóg meer grappen op partyvibe.com: (voorbeelden: )
“If this resume doesn’t blow your hat off, then please return it in the enclosed envelope.”
“Please disregard the attached resume-it is terribly out of date.”
“I am a rabid typist.”
“Never been fired, although it could happen anytime now.”
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