(1) Een man die op het punt staat een ziekenhuis binnen te lopen, ziet drie chirurgen, deels in hun werkkleding, door de tuin lopen en in het bloembed lopen te kijken. "Zijn jullie iets kwijt?", vraagt de man. Waarop de chirurgen antwoorden: "nee, we doen een harttransplantatie voor een corporate CEO en we zoeken een passende steen"
(2) Een woordgrap die alleen in het engels overkomt:
"An executive was in quandary. He had to get rid of one of his staff. He had narrowed it down to one of two people, either Debra or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did excellent work. He finally decided that in the morning whichever one used the water cooler first would have to go.
Debra came in the next morning, hugely hung-over after partying all night. She went to the cooler to get some water to take a couple of aspirins and the executive approached her and said, "Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."
Debra replied, "Could you please jack off? I have a terrible headache." "
(3) En een lijst met oneliners, o.a.
"My Boss said to me " What you see as a glass ceiling, I see as a protective barrier."
'HR Manager to job candidate "I see you've had no computer training. Although that qualifies you for upper management, it means you're under-qualified for our entry level positions." '
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